Shultze's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Lobster Pencil]

Great work

This is cool. Clansmen, zombie turtles, commie bomb drops, super hero carrots, you sure got it all in there. I just love how the static / white noise is a part of the animation. This is really cool, it's like that tape in The Ring dude, like if you see it you'll die. I won't awnser my phone in a few days now just to be sure, aight ;).

[YAAFM 12: Muslims]

Yes

This is one of the best episodes ever. Sure, it's not "politicaly correct" and everything but that doesn't matter. A cartoon like this is NOT WRONG when compared to the actions of the islamists. No one can say that freedom of speech is less important than a religion.

[Bad Guys Go To Hell]

True

The first scene is really true. This could be a good contribution on it's own. You see it all the time here. Yesterday my first submission got a review that only contained the word "gay" (with like 50 a's). I'm not offended at all but hey, come on, it's not like it makes me a better animator. I understand that people want NG to contain nothing but solid and really great material, I agree with them. What people fails to understand however, is that this is never gonna happen, as long as they keep posting reviews that only says "gaaay", "lame" or "ZOMG thi5 fl4sh reallY suxx0rz".

Anyway, the Bad Guy stuff rocks. The fact that you placed your backgrounds, characters and everything else on the same level of animation and artwork makes it very good. This combined with your writing and the voices makes this some of the best stuff here.

[littleFoot]

Oh man

I love the graphics and I love all the creatures.

[Inflatable Jesus]

Hey...

This was kinda cool. A bit of Cthulhu tentacle stuff too.

And about little Timmy beeing innocent...? Obviously not since he got killed. And another thing, Jesus didn't kill him, INFLATABLE JESUS did ;).

[Jesus vs Muhammad Trailer]

Yeah!

I'm betting 20 bucks on Jesus! Is the full ver out yet? You should really make it if it's not. This could be the best ever. I like the style in the drawings although some of the movement and motion could have a little more flow. Keep it real! :)

[Xombie: Chapter 7]

This rocks!

The Xombie animated series is truly awesome. It's like a combination of Blade (the day walker) and Ice Age (the Disney film), but in a good way. I'll be keeping an eye out for the next episodes. I'll bet the human stronghold is empty or full of maniacs or something. ;)